WHY LIVING IN ENGLAND IS BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE STATES:
1. Everyone walks everywhere, which means people are in better shape.
2. People don't buy in bulk. You get what you need as you need it.
3. Going to the pub isn't the same as going to the bar. You're going to relax and socialize not have a crazy party.
4. Everyone is a lot more environmentally conscious.
5. Football is awesome.
WHY LIVING IN THE STATES IS BETTER THAN LIVING IN ENGLAND:
1. Everyone smokes here. Everyone.
2. It's so expensive. It doesn't help that Bath is the most expensive city in England.
3. Five channels of TV.
4. Ketchup is so much better than mayonnaise.
5. Football is awesome.
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have u tried irn bru?
katie
at first i only saw that living in europe was better and i got excited thinking that maybe you would be staying there. then i saw the reasons why america is better and i become intensely dissapointed
love,
kevin
Go to Glastonbury this weekend so you can compare it to Lollapalooza et al. It's is the festival known for featuring great British rock music like, um, JayZ.
I think smoking makes walking everywhere null and void. Sure, you might be skinny but you have the lungs of Amy Winehouse.
Just sayin.
love, The Biscuit
P.S. Since you have 5 channels you probably don't know that the aforementioned artist has been diagnosed with acute emphysema, making the reference not as funny. :)
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